- Who runs MinuteHistory?
- I, Cass Anaya am the host of the video series on youtube. But I do get alot of help from many people including Ty Anaya and Quinn Anaya.
- So what makes you an authority on history?
- I have two research degrees, Political Science and Philosophy. But I am trying to utilize a comedians take on history.
- What Ethnicity are you?
- Some kind of brown.
- Why are you doing this?
- One of my benchmark principles is to be smarter than you were the day before. This helps others to easily accomplish that.
- Do you care nothing for our child?
- What is your favorite band?
- Probably the Beatles.
- What is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden Swallow?
- What do you mean? African or European?
- Who is your favorite Beatle?
- Paul
- What is your favorite Beetle?
- I don't like bugs.
- Why didn't you call?
- What? Who am I supposed to call?
- Who are we?
- This is a frequently asked question?
- Why are we here?
- Talking right now? Is that what you are asking?
- What is the meaning of life?
- Oh, is that what this is about? Okay, there is no meaning to life. Other than what we make of it.
- Where's the nearest Walmart?
- Give me one word that describes Sarasota, Florida?
- Balmy.
- How do you make Banana bread?
- How much does this cost?
- I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
- Did Bush do 9/11?
- Ohhhhh, my god! I'm no fan of his but he certainly had nothing to do with it. Please don't be dumb!
- When is Hallie's Comet coming back?
- What is your Wifi password?
- Isn't that a bit personal?
- George W. Bush, great President or greatest President?
- Neither. But he still didn't do 9/11!
- How are you?
- I'm fine...
- How's your mom?
- She's fine.
- How's the weather?
- just fine.
- Did you see the game last night?
- I don't watch sports.
- Where's the nearest Bathroom?
- Capital of Vermont?
- Montpelier
- Do you like to describe what happened to you as 'molestation' or 'raping'?
- Okay, that is way more personal than the Wifi password question.
- What does your name say on your birth certificate? Because, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
- That's funny.
- I'm hungry...
- Then eat. This isn't even a question.
- Give me all the good things about Pearl Harbor, the movie and the event.
- Literally nothing!
- When was the last time you cried?
- I actually keep a cry journal.
- When was the last time you masturbated?
- Let me look in my cry journal...
- Why do you insist that the Holocaust is real?
- It is REAL you dumb fuck!
- What's your opinion of the Higgs-Boson Large Hadron Collider?
- It's good.
- How does water work? In 1 sentence.
FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions were asked of Cass Anaya. These are his responses verbatim.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment