FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions were asked of Cass Anaya. These are his responses verbatim.

1. Who runs MinuteHistory?
• I, Cass Anaya am the host of the video series on youtube. But I do get alot of help from many people including Ty Anaya and Quinn Anaya.
2. So what makes you an authority on history?
• I have two research degrees, Political Science and Philosophy. But I am trying to utilize a comedians take on history.
3. What Ethnicity are you?
• Some kind of brown.
4. Why are you doing this?
• One of my benchmark principles is to be smarter than you were the day before. This helps others to easily accomplish that.
5. Do you care nothing for our child?
• I don't have children. Who is asking this?
6. What is your favorite band?
• Probably the Beatles.
7. What is the air-speed velocity of an unlaiden Swallow?

• What do you mean? African or European?
8. Who is your favorite Beatle?
• Paul
9. What is your favorite Beetle?
• I don't like bugs.
10. Why didn't you call?
• What? Who am I supposed to call?
11. Who are we?
• This is a frequently asked question?
12. Why are we here?
• Talking right now? Is that what you are asking?
13. What is the meaning of life?
• Oh, is that what this is about? Okay, there is no meaning to life. Other than what we make of it.
14. Where's the nearest Walmart?
• here
15. Give me one word that describes Sarasota, Florida?
• Balmy.
16. How do you make Banana bread?
• You can easily google these things.
17. How much does this cost?
• I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
18. Did Bush do 9/11?
• Ohhhhh, my god! I'm no fan of his but he certainly had nothing to do with it.
  
  Please don't be dumb!
19. When is Hallie's Comet coming back?
• Asshole
20. What is your Wifi password?
• Isn't that a bit personal?
21. George W. Bush, great President or greatest President?
• Neither. But he still didn't do 9/11!
22. How are you?
• I'm fine...
23. How's your mom?
• She's fine.
24. How's the weather?
• just fine.
25. Did you see the game last night?
• I don't watch sports.
26. Where's the nearest Bathroom?
• fuck man, look this shit up.
27. Capital of Vermont?
• Montpelier
28. Do you like to describe what happened to you as 'molestation' or 'raping'?
• Okay, that is way more personal than the Wifi password question.
29. What does your name say on your birth certificate? Because, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
• That's funny.
30. I'm hungry...
• Then eat. This isn't even a question.
31. Give me all the good things about Pearl Harbor, the movie and the event.
• Literally nothing!
32. When was the last time you cried?
    
• I actually keep a cry journal.
33. When was the last time you masturbated?
• Let me look in my cry journal...
34. Why do you insist that the Holocaust is real?
• It is REAL you dumb fuck!
35. What's your opinion of the Higgs-Boson Large Hadron Collider?
• It's good.
36. How does water work? In 1 sentence.
• Well there are 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom and all life that we know of uses water as a solvent.
• Was that really the last question?